The Daily Dread Mug

Finally, a mug that matches the cold, dead vacuum where your enthusiasm used to be. This 15oz ceramic masterpiece features the Grim Reaper—the only guy who’s actually excited to see you before your first cup of caffeine.

Why you need this (besides the obvious cry for help):

The Aesthetics: It’s white on the outside to trick people into thinking you’re approachable, with a blood-red interior to hide the stains of your third coffee (or your enemies' tears—we don’t judge).

It holds enough liquid to keep you semi-functional until at least 10:00 AM, at which point you’re on your own.

Featuring the Reaper himself, reminding everyone in the office that your "Open Door Policy" is strictly for those who wish to discuss their own expiration dates.

Product Details for the Doomed:

Colorway: Pristine white exterior / "Internal Hemorrhage" red interior.

Durability: Microwave and dishwasher safe. Unlike your patience, this mug can actually handle the heat.

Warning: Using this mug may cause people to stop asking you "how your weekend was." Results may vary, but honestly, we’re counting on it.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!